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Explaining to My Kid That Girls Don’t Have Balls

March 23, 2018 //  by Carmen

When Joshua was in first grade, he jumped off his stool and somehow hurt his little nuggets lol… poor thing immediately hunched over in pain, so I suggested…

Me: Maybe you can walk it off? Give that a shot…

JRoc: Mommy, what do YOU do when this happens?

Me: Never happened to me because I don’t have balls.

JRoc: WHAT? You don’t have balls? What happened to them?

What happened to them? πŸ˜† I explained that there are quite a few differences between boy and girl bodies… and girls not having testicles was one of them.

He looked at me in pure amazement…

My son proceeded to ask a million questions afterwards, about how life without balls is working out for me. πŸ˜†

Me: Well, first off, I don’t worry about getting kicked between the legs, ever.

JRoc: But what about your ching ching? (what they call the “peen” in Japan)

Me: I don’t have a ching ching either.

I could no longer hold back my laughter at that point πŸ˜† He was utterly SHOCKED beyond anything… but at least he didn’t seem to be in pain anymore.

Hahahaha… the joys of being a single boy-mom πŸ˜†

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