And she lived happily ever after.

So I’ve posted answers to questions I’m asked most frequently from the mostly nice-ish humans I connect with on and offline.

As tempted as I always am to post names of those who ask some of these questions, I never do. You’re welcome.

 

How old are you?
No.
What's your zodiac sign?
… except I tent to be uncomfortably direct.
Do you speak English?
No. And I am forever grateful for Google Translate.
What's your native language?
日本語
Do you think you'll marry again?
😂
What's your personality type?
INFJ HSP

INFJs tend to see helping others as their purpose in life, but while people with this personality type can be found engaging rescue efforts and doing charity work, their real passion is to get to the heart of the issue so that people need not be rescued at all.


… yep. love you guys!

What are you wearing? (WARNING: Adult Content.)

Down boy… rawrrr
Which online dating sites/apps do you recommend??
No.
Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?
Yes, but I’ll eventually spill it all on Facebook.
Is it true that ______________ ?
Sure, why not.
Do you worry about your son growing up without a father figure?
Lol… No.
Are you afraid of spiders?
Yes. Deathly so.

Luckily, I’ve taught Joshua to be the bug hunter in this household.

However, when he’s not available, I have no choice but to put my Xena Warrior Princess panties on and face the beast head on.

*shudder*

What's your favorite color?
Pink & Tiffany Blue.
How tall are you?
5’2″ I could’ve sworn I was 5’2″ and a half… but I have no idea where that half went.

(That’s 157.48 cm for the rest of the world.)

Have you ever been in love?
Of course, and it was amazing every single time.
What's with the pink hair in some of your photos?
Sometimes I like to pink ombre my hair.

Do you drink?
Yes. Plenty of water.

I live in the desert – I’ll shrivel up and die if I don’t stay hydrated.

Why wasn't my question answered?
If you’re the only one who asked it, it wouldn’t be here. This is for FREQUENTLY asked questions – with “frequent” being the keyword.