So I've posted answers to questions I'm asked most frequently from the mostly nice-ish humans I connect with on and offline. As tempted as I always am to post names of those who ask some of these questions, I never do. 

You're welcome.

How old are you?

No.

What's your sign?

Do you speak fluent English?

I'm getting therre.

 

What is your native language?

日本語

Would you get married again?

If Chris Hemsworth asked, "Yes!"

 

What is your personality type?

INFJ HSP

INFJs tend to see helping others as their purpose in life, but while people with this personality type can be found engaging rescue efforts and doing charity work, their real passion is to get to the heart of the issue so that people need not be rescued at all.

... yep. love you guys!

What are you wearing? (WARNING: NSFW.)

Down boy… rawrrr

Which online dating sites/apps do you recommend??

None.

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?

Sure.

Is it true that ______________ ?

Sure, why not.

Do you worry about your son growing up without a father figure?

Have I ever worried about it? Of course. 

Looking back, did I have anything to worry about? Nope.

Are you afraid of spiders?

Yes. Deathly so.

What’s your favorite color?

Baby pink.

How tall are you?

5’2″ I could’ve sworn I was 5’2″ and a half… but I have no idea where that half went.

(That’s 157.48 cm for the rest of the world.)

Have you ever been in love?

Yes.

What’s with the pink hair in some of your photos?

Sometimes I like to pink ombre my hair.

Do you drink?

Yes. I live in the desert – I’ll shrivel up and die if I don’t stay hydrated.

Why wasn’t my question answered?

This is for FREQUENTLY asked questions – with “frequent” being the keyword.

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